Tuesday, March 31, 2009

april fools?

well i think we made fools of ourselves last week. so no tomfoolery this week. let's just all get fooled by the beer. and perhaps some will fool around with one another. it would be foolish not to, eh? i wonder if any of these choices serve gooseberry fool....

(ok, i'll stop acting the fool)

1. duffy's. plain. simple. awesome.

2. asylum. always a good time.

3. rfd. finished a strong second last week in the polls.

4. vegetate. vegans are fun..

later fools.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Jeremy's spoken
 Low Self Esteem
 One week by BNL
  Starting the evening off right

Kan't Kwite Kope? Kome Kavort w/ Kris Kross @ Kostume Karaoke!

Solly's may have thought they'd been ravaged before when a taxicab plowed thru the bay window back in January, but further plowed they there stood as creative forces (and a few PBRs) let loose a Gang Out gone wild.

I know you wanna leave me; But I refuse to let you go; If I have to beg, plead for your sympathy; I don't mind 'cause you mean that much to me... Upon arriving at said democratically elected Gang Out location, the group found a fellow once-gang-outed ("Outed" for short) individual lounging at what was, in their book, the perfect American bar experience - prospective lawyers out there, take note. Only a couple of hours later, yet another Outed individual just so happened to be at this all-too-perfect of American bars. So without any clear intention on their part, the Gang Out refused to let these two go. You should really join us next time - after all, we ain't too proud to beg.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line; Engines pumping and thumping in time; The green light flashes, the flags go up; Churning and burning, they yern for the cup... The night started out calm and collected, and on the ground floor, one might add. As the forces combined and the elixir elixed, 8:00 rolled around and we descended upon the upstairs. (is it absurd to descend upon the UPstairs? we hope so.) Unclear as to if it was the caress of the PBRs or the melodic rhythm of "Larry" - something got that party started... in costume. From lump to hump, and life to strife, we were going the distance.

Some days I pray for silence, and somedays I pray for soul; Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N Roll... And while costumes varied from Marge Simpson and Harriet the Untamed Shrubbery to Pocahontas and the Confederate Ladies Man, even the surprise of Kostume Karaoke and the mad beatz that were rocked didn't beat the surprise appearance of a Gang Out regular late in the evening and on cue. She may sport Xena garb, but everyone knows she won't do that.

Missed out? Lame. We met a professional karaoker with a hot kicking kick, a Howard University camera crew, and a somewhat irritated hostess who happily accepted tips in exchange for "queue readjustment..." Redeem yourself next week by rhyming with Vaseline, magazine, and tangerine... go!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Solly's Is It

Remember to turn off the lights in your home or office when you leave tonight.

Solly's, 11th and U.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Happy Hour 3 2 5

Hola peoples.

A great man once said, "Vote or die." Personally, I don't want to die. So here are the options:

Solly's. U Street. Solly's and Charlie Jones share one thing in common: we were both hit by a car.

Big Hunt. Dupont. They have Big Game Hunter. Charlie Jones has never held a gun before, but saw one on the floor of a bowling alley in St Louis after the guy holding the place up dropped it. Awesome.

Dan's Cafe. Adams Morgan. The name would make you think it's some sort of sandwich shop. Haha. Let's just say, if you vote for Dan's, you vote for extreme drunkedness and Charlie Jones singing along with this.

RFD. Downtown somewhere. Apparently it has an excellent beer selection. Charlie Jones says beer selection=awesome.

Vote.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Dictatorship Takes Over

Enough of this democracy crap! The Great and Wise Charlie Jones is taking over the Gang Out (I will peacefully transfer powers back to the people next week). This emergency dictatorships is due to unseasonably warm weather on Wednesday. It is imperative that we, the Gang Outers, take advantage of this opportunity to drink outside. Wonderland, with its outdoor seating, is located 5 minutes from the Columbia Heights Metro stop (11th and Kenyon). Be there and be square.

CJ

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Tonight at Nanny O'Briens!

Looks like Nanny O’Briens is the winner for tonight! Great turnout - we had 17 votes, and Nanny O’Briens beat out Irish Channel and Kelly’s by a vote of 9-6-2. Hope to see everyone tonight! It’s located in Cleveland Park at 3319 Connecticut Ave NW.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

HH Options for 3/11 - Pre St. Paddy's Day!!!

Hey all,

We're going to do a 2-part St. Paddy's Day celebration at Happy Hour! Part 1 is this week, and part 2 will be next week. Here are the options for this week, and all are Metro-accessible. Vote to the right -->

Irish Channel Pub (Gallery Place Metro, 500 H St., NW)
$1 off drafts until 7 pm, $2.75 Coors Light Bottles starting at 7:30, and Shepherd's Pie or Chicken Pot Pie for $8.95...They have live music also. They claim to have "the best Guinness in town" - is it really any different than at other bars???

Kelly's Irish Times (Union Station Metro, at 14 F St., NW)
$1 off mixed drinks and imports until 7 pm
Fun Irish dive bar with cheap drinks. The bar seems out of place in the middle of all the federal office buildings.

Nanny O'Briens (Cleveland Park, at 3319 Connecticut Ave NW)
Always seem to end up without a table at Four Fields when you go out in Cleveland Park??? Nanny O'Briens is another Irish dive bar that's a neighborhood CP spot.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

And the winner for tonight is...The Bottom Line!

Hello people,

This week’s happy hour appears to be at The Bottom Line by a 86% landslide. It would be more impressive if more people voted, but I guess 15 votes is pretty damn good actually. Here’s the skinny;

The Bottom Line : (@ Farragut West metro)
Wednesday, 4 pm - close:
$3 margaritas, $3 Corona and Corona Lites, 25% off Mexican food

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Praying for the End of Winter - HH Bars within 1 Block of a Metro Stop

Well winter hasn't totally left us yet, and although Wednesday should be in the 40s and sans precipitation, no one really wants to be cold anymore... in March...

This week's options:
Bullfeathers (@ Capitol South metro)
Coors Light Drafts $3, House Wines $3.25, Stoli Drinks $3.50

Cleveland Park Bar & Grill: (umm... @ Cleveland Park metro)
Monday through Friday, 5-7 pm:
$3 Miller Lite, Yuengling, House Amber; $3 rail drinks; $4 house wine.
Wednesday, all night: Half-priced bottles of wine.

The Bottom Line: (@ Farragut West metro)
Wednesday, 4 pm - close:
$3 margaritas, $3 Corona and Corona Lites, 25% off Mexican food

Make sure to place your vote on the right -->